Rex Sorgatz
What is this? A fimoculous is a micro-organism that consumes its own waste for sustenance. Draw your own metaphors.
A: It's a number you've never heard of...
That joke rules!
AHAHAHAHA! Excellent joke.
This hipster-on-hipster violence must stop.
They forgot the most obvious one: you use "hipster" as a pejorative at least three times a day, either on the internet or in person.