Why You Should Vote Today

If you walk into Starbucks today and tell them you voted, you get a free cup of coffee. If you walk into Ben & Jerry's today and tell them you voted, you get a free scoop of ice cream. If you walk into Krispy Kreme today and tell them you voted, you get a free donut. If you walk into Babeland today and tell them you voted, you get a free sex toy. So vote!
11/4/08




Damn Canadian citizenship! I like donuts!
»Posted by Rachel Sklar at 11:55 PM on November 3, 2008

And you also like...

...ice cream, of course!


»Posted by Rex at 11:56 PM on November 3, 2008

And such things are technically illegal here in California, but those laws are rarely enforced..
»Posted by Alex at 11:57 PM on November 3, 2008

No Babeland toys or Krispy Kremes for us here in Minnesota, but we still get our free coffee and ice cream. And 10% off our Davanni's order, which is nothing to scoff at.
»Posted by Alexis at 1:10 AM on November 4, 2008

Sweet, literally!

I'm going to stop by Times Square's Ben & Jerry's to see if I can get a free scoop. Line will probably be longer than most election booth's.
»Posted by Katie at 3:48 PM on November 4, 2008

Not free, but er^Hlection related.
»Posted by James at 9:29 AM on November 5, 2008



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